“Nah, don’t be like that. Just because I’m proposing to her, doesn’t mean we’re going to get married or anything!”
The bloke behind me on the bus had been chatting on his mobile for quite some time when he came out with this gem.
I wouldn’t want to be in his shoes when he finds out that his fiancée doesn’t see things quite the same. For him, the outward show of commitment was designed to end a conversation, for her, it will be only the beginning…
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